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Look friends, we didn’t want to be the one to tell ya, but give up the Kmart vacuum. Yes, yes, we know it cost you only *checks notes* $100 but you are an adult now. You can do better than a Kmart stick vacuum (and your ex). Now we know that we wax lyrical about Dyson stick vacuums all the time, but guys, once you’ve used a Dyson, you never go back.
Dyson, A.K.A. the geniuses behind the cult-famous sucky bois, are currently not only slashing up to $550 off a bunch of stick vacuums, but its slashing a cheeky $250 off its best-selling hot tools too, which means that you might be able to afford to replace that aforementioned sucker — or finally get ya grubby mitts on an Airwrap.
Just keep your eyes on the clock because the Dyson sale is only running for a short time, so ya gots to be quick.
The Best Dyson Vacuum Sales 2023
- Gen5detect Absolute, $997 (usually $1,549 — save $552)
- V12 Detect Slim Complete, $997 (usually $1,399 — save $402)
- Cyclone V10, $719 (usually $1,099 — save $380)
- Cinetic Big Ball Absolute vacuum, $747 (usually $1049 — save $302)
- Cinetic Big Ball Multi Floor Extra vacuum, $539 (usually $599 — save $60)
- V7 Advanced Origin vacuum, $394 (usually $599 — save $205)
- Omni-glide, $485 (usually $749 — save $264)
- Gen5outsize Complete, $1,534 (usually $1,699 — save $165)
- V15 Detect Absolute, $1,299 (usually $1,449 — save $150)
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There’s a reason people rave about how their lives were changed after copping a Dyson. It is semi-cult-ish, but we get it. If you’ve never had the cash to invest in a Dyson, now’s the time to take the plunge. You can shop the Dyson Spring sales on stick vacuums, hair dryers and more here.